Every tick of the clock leads us closer to that time of the year again—the one we find the most awesome. More so if we have those always-ready-to-giggle faces around us.
Yes, you got it right, the kids! And what’s the quickest way of getting them to smile? Jokes, of course! But not just any jokes around this time of the year. You must have a stash of the best Christmas jokes for the kids to keep them happy and giggling.
Now, are you wondering where to get the best funny Christmas jokes for the kids? They should be enough to last them an entire Christmas and the Holidays.
We’ve got you covered here, too, with our fabulous collection of quality jokes to let your family have some quality time.
However, if you somehow believe that you can make your kids content and happy with jokes alone, you can’t be any wrong than this. No amount of jokes and jokes alone can do the trick for you in keeping your kids happy and orderly.
Again, we’ve got some great alternatives for you; for instance, these budge-friendly DIY Christmas decoration ideas and a few others that’ll follow.
And, no, we didn’t overlook you if you’re among those parents whose kids’ worlds are confined to the screens. We’ve also these 14 best entertainment apps for kids to share with you during this holiday season.
Ok, enough of everything else for now. Let’s head straight to the best collection of Christmas jokes for children you can have this holiday season, starting with:
Santa Jokes for Kids
What do kids love the most about Christmas and the Holidays? (Excluding the holidays, Christmas presents and Christmas decorations themselves – nothing on earth can beat them in popularity!) The Santa, of course!
That’s why we’re commencing this joke section with these Santa jokes for kids. So, here you go:
- Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of? Comet.
- Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa? Because her husband was a flake.
- What’s Santa’s favourite type of music? Wrap.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
- What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
- How does Santa take pictures? With his Pole-aroid camera.
- Why is Santa so good at karate? He has a black belt.
- Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A “Holly” Davidson.
- Where does Santa keep all his money? At the local snowbank.
- What do Santa’s elves drive? Minivans. Because elves are a small bunch!
- Why was Santa’s little helper so sad? He had low elf-esteem.
- Who is Santa’s least favourite reindeer? Rude-olph.
- How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house!
- What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A “Holly” Davidson.
- How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
Punny Christmas Jokes
Hey you, kids’ lot! We’ve got something for you, too, if you want to step up your dad joke game this Holiday season. You can add to the punderful time with these best Christmas puns:
- What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.
- Why don’t you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private elf care.
- What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
- How can you tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.
- What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
- How do you wash your hands over the holiday? With Santa-tiser.
- What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
- What kind of music do elves like to listen to? Wrap!
- What does Rudolph want for Christmas? The newest Sleigh Station.
- What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
- Where do reindeer go for coffee? Star-bucks!
- What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favourite singer? Spruce Springsteen.
- What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
- What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum. You can’t beat it!
- Why did Santa go to the liquor store? He was looking for holiday spirits.
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
- What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
- What happened to the elf who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
- Why is it so difficult to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered.
- Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock! Who’s there? The jokes you ordered to last through an entire Christmas and the Holidays sir!
So, here’s your fun dose of Christmas knock-knock jokes this year:
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Oh, Chris. Oh, Chris who? Oh, Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Oh my, someone’s really excited about Christmas!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pikachu. Pikachu who? Pikachu Christmas presents and I’ll be mad!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you; did you get it?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open your gift!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to help decorate!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all these presents!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard, you like to go carolling with me?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne is a manager…
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter–Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open till Christmas!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste, Christmas is coming!
Conclusion
Well, this is where our list of the best Xmas jokes for kids ends. But we hope it would add a lot of fun (pun) to your Christmas joys, helping you end the current year on a happy note.
